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Hulk Hogan hammering away!

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Get him, Hulk!
Come on, Hulk!

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Ohh!
Hulk's the man.

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I have a question though.
What's going on with Hulk Hogan's hair?

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It's blond, and yet it's silken
like that of a Chinese man.

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Ah. Yes. That is Hulk
Hogan's signature look...

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blond Chinese hair
and the skin of a hot dog.

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It's awesome. The whole thing's
fake, but it's really awesome.

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Fake? What the hell are you talking about?
It's not fake.

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Those guys got
bashed and bloodied.

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I've seen guys get pounded in the ring.
It's still fake though.

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Charlie, Charlie.
I was there once.

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I saw a guy pick up a trash can,
smash it into a guy's head.

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- Blood went everywhere.
- Okay, what is going on here?

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Oh, yeah. Right here he's
going into a state of Hulkamania.

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When he's like this,
nothing can hurt him. Okay?

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It's like a seizure of strength.
Yeah. Yeah.

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What do we got here?
"Hey, sexy, I can't get you out of my mind."

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Who's that addressed to?
Who's Soldier of Fortune?

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He's just this guy I've been
chatting online with, whatever.

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Oh, so that would make you Desert Rose?
Yes, it would.

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Wow. What a couple of losers.

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Oh! Oh, really? Well, this loser
that you're referring to...

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happens to be an
American soldier in Iraq.

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Back it up. Don't joke about that.
I'm not joking.

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- Are you serious?
- I'm dead serious.

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And his platoon's coming home this weekend,
and we're gonna hang out together,

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so suck on that.

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I feel terrible.
You should.

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I feel terrible too, 'cause
he's gonna come back from Iraq,

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and he's gonna find out
that he's been chattin' with...

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No.
That's no good.

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There's a high
suicide rate for these guys.

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He's gonna be crushed.
This is emblematic of a bigger problem, guys.

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I don't think people are proud
to be Americans anymore.

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Not like we were in the '80s.

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In the '80s,
we were so patriotic.

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When Hogan was doing
his thing...

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and we were killing Iranians
or whatever, we were proud.

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There's no fanfare.
There's no parades. Oh, yeah.

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- Girls are tricking troops on the Internet.
- Nobody's tricking anybody.

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We gotta do something
about this,

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'cause people just aren't showing
their appreciation for these guys.

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We gotta show 'em the love.
We gotta do something.

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Let's step it up.

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Let's be the guys that do something for the troops.
Let's put on a show or something.

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- All right.
- Something with a little pizzazz.

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- Like a thank you for all your service.
- Yes!

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Something that celebrates the troops,
celebrates America, maybe celebrates us.

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I'm into that.
I know you are, dude.

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And what's the best way
to celebrate America, boys?

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Hulk Hogan is a man
possessed of a love of his country.

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-
- 'Bout wrestling?

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Yeah!

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Yeah!

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Yeah, Maniac!

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- Get up, you son of a bitch!
- Yeah, Maniac!

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Thanks, bud.
There you go.

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So I booked this venue
for Friday night.

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You got this place?
Yeah.

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I told them it was for the troops.
They gave us a discount.

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Ho-ho! That is what I'm
talking about, dude.

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People wanna support the troops.
They don't have a venue to do it.

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Yeah, how are we
gonna do that though?

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None of us knows how to wrestle.
Wrong!

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Charlie and I do. We used to do
backyard wrestling all the time, dude.

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We were an awesome tag team.
That's right. We were the Pigeon Boys.

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Pigeon Boys!

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Pigeon Boys? Doesn't sound
that cool now as an adult.

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You're right.
We gotta update it.

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Let's be eagles, dude. That's like
patriotic and fires on all cylinders.

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I feel like pigeons
are survivors though.

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I'm gonna side with Dennis
on this one, bro. Yeah.

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What do you say we get
this guy into the mix?

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- - He's probably
got some experience.

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He could show us the ropes.

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Oh, um, Mr. Maniac!
Mr. Maniac!

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- Mr. Maniac, excuse me.
- Somethin' I can do for you fellas?

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Yeah. Absolutely.
That was a great show in there, man.

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That was amazing!
Great show!

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That was so awesome!
You drank your own blood.

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- You were choking the guy-
- Just trying to put on a good show.

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Oh, you did. No, no, no, no.
Let me do you a favor.

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You're good kids, you know?
Hang on. Hang on.

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What are you getting, an autograph?
No, we're good, man.

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That's all right.
We don't need an autograph.

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We're actually here for
a different- God bless you.

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- You have a good time. You know, whale away.
- This is a parking ticket.

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You bet. You have fun
with it, okay?

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Actually, sir, um...

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I don't know if this is too
forward to ask you this,

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but we're putting
on a wrestling match...

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for the troops coming home
from overseas,

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and we were thinking maybe we
can get you to wrestle in it.

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How much?

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Ooh. We haven't discussed that.
How much?

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- How much do you usually charge?
- Thirty bucks weekdays,

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50 bucks weekends.

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Is that it?
Reasonable.

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That we can do.
Reasonable.

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Yeah. Now.
Absolutely.

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Now. All right. Give him some money.
Give that to him now.

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I suppose- All right.
Oh, boy. That's okay.

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Whoa! Yo!
Deandra! Yo! Deandra!

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Yes, Frank. Yes, yes. I can hear you.
What are you doing here?

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I'm gonna use the army guy to get the
word out about the wrestling match.

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Why are you
dressed like that?

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Well, my chat name
was Desert Rose.

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So I dressed like a rose.
I'm gonna give him a rose.

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And I'm gonna play "Kiss
From a Rose" by Seal.

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I got a whole thing I'm doing here.
Can you please get out?

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Oh. The boys and I got him a
little welcome-home gift.

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Jean shorts? You bought him
a pair of jean shorts?

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Yeah.
Goddamn it, Frank.

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You guys are gonna have plenty of time to
ruin this for me at some point in the future.

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Can you please let me
get it started first?

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Hey! Desert Rose!

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It's me, Ben.

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It's so nice to finally meet
you in person, Desert Rose.

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Yeah. Oh, no!

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Because...
I'm not Desert Rose.

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I, uh- I'm a friend.

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I'm a friend of hers.
Great girl.

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Uh, she just wanted me
to come here...

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so that I could tell you...

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that she wasn't gonna be
able to show up here today.

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Oh, well, with the dress and
the rose, I thought that you...

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You thought- Yeah. Yeah.
Well, of course you thought that.

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You thought it because of
this and the- It's fine.

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Don't blame yourself.

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You're not- You're not dumb.
You just...

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Um, so-
All right, well...

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tower alone on the sea

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I, uh, wanna invite you
to a wrestling match.

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Oh.
And, uh, the guys...

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we all chipped in
to get you these, uh...

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Uh, this is a coming-home present.
Uh...

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There you go.

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And thank you for your service.

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from a rose on the gray

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No! I don't give a rat's ass
about your collection agency,

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and as for the $15 co-payment,
eat shit and die!

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Ah, shit!

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Sorry. I'm gonna
go get greased up,

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and then, uh,
I'll come back and rock on.

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Fifteen dollars?
He's upset about $15?

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Yeah.
Smashing our phone.

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Not a lot of money.
Let's move past it for now.

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Let's focus on our stuff.
Let's focus on our...

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The most important part of
our routine is the entrance.

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Yes.
Yes. Absolutely.

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Whoa!

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Ahhhh! Frank, what the
hell are you doing?

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Ahhh! It's my character.
I'm the Trash Man.

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I come out.
I throw trash all over the ring.

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And then I start
eating garbage.

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And then I pick up
the trash can...

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and I bash the guy on the head.

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Oh, that's gonna be a disaster.
No, no.

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Nobody's gonna get hurt.
I'm telling you...

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Like you said, it's all fake.

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But it has nothing
to do with the troops, Frank.

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A 60-year-old man eating trash?
Who wants to see that?

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But that's what people want.

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Hey, I got something for you.
I got a character for you.

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You can be the ref.

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I'm not gonna be the ref.
I'm a villain. Don't you see?

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Look, I got garbage, and I-

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- Oh, Frank!
- That's nasty, dude.

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Are you choking?

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- Oh, my God. -
Throw it up in the bathroom!

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- Get out of here! - Go take a break.
Go take a break.

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The troops are gonna be
very happy to see that.

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All right, let's get-
Look at this mess.

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Let's get back to it.
Charlie...

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So we're talking
about the entrances, okay?

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We got a good idea.
We got a good idea.

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They're gonna announce our name.
Birds of War.

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I love that new name.
I love it. Yeah.

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And maybe we'll do an eagle screech.
That'll be great.

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And then we'll
come out of the tunnel.

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We'll start a stomp, clap.
Stomp, clap.

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Stomp, stomp, clap.
Stomp, clap.

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And we're gonna write this great song.
It's gonna be about had badass we are.

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But tell him about the- Oh, yeah.
About how we soar through the air,

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how we live in a nest, how we like
to protect our eggs from predators.

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And our young.
We regurgitate, dude.

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Can I stop you guys for one second?
Mm-hmm.

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What you just described,

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that seems like we're singing
about the lifestyle of an eagle.

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Yeah.
Mm-hmm.

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I was under the impression that we
were presenting ourselves as birdmen,

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which, to me,
is infinitely cooler...

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than just sort of being a bird.
No, no, no, no, no.

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It's good.
We can meet in the middle though.

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We'll meet you somewhere in the middle.
That's all I ask.

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I want people to be able to see
that we're not just birds.

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Yeah.

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Hey-hey.

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Hi. Thank you for stepping
in as Desert Rose.

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Ah, no problem. I've dated a lot
of disabled men in my past.

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So- I enjoy the power.
Why aren't you wearing red?

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I was very specific about that.
I don't do red.

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Well, you look like a grape. Fine.
Then I'll be Desert Grape.

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He wasn't talking to Desert Grape.
He was talking to Desert Rose.

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That's very specific, and-
You know what? All right.

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This is what we'll do.
I'll just put this... here.

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Oh. You're sweaty. Oh. Okay.
It's humid outside.

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So, uh, which one is he?
Right behind you, in the yellow.

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Oh, Mama like.
Cute, right?

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Did he send you any dick pics?
'Cause it could be a mess down there.

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For the love of God, please
don't ask him about his dick.

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Okay. Have it your way.
I'll figure it out soon enough.

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And away we go.

219
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She looks ridiculous.

220
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Desert Rose?
Yeah.

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- Hi.
- What? What the hell?

222
00:11:08,960 --> 00:11:11,337
It feels so good
to finally hold you.

223
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Uh- Uh, you're-
you're biting my lip.

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Hi. Oh!
What a coincidence.

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Hey, oh- Oh. You're that girl
from the bus stop. Yes, I am.

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You guys are friends, right?

227
00:11:22,682 --> 00:11:23,766
Mm-hmm.
Not really.

228
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Well, tell your friend
thanks for the shorts.

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They fit great.
Yeah.

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Will do. So, what's...

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00:11:31,024 --> 00:11:32,524
What's the deal
with you standing?

232
00:11:32,609 --> 00:11:35,527
I thought there was a
wheelchair and you were in it.

233
00:11:35,612 --> 00:11:39,365
Oh, no. No. I twisted my knee
getting of a plane in Germany.

234
00:11:39,449 --> 00:11:41,742
I was just trying
to stay off of it.

235
00:11:41,868 --> 00:11:43,452
It's good now.
Oh!

236
00:11:43,536 --> 00:11:46,747
Yes, it is.
Can I talk to you for a second?

237
00:11:46,873 --> 00:11:48,916
I'll be back. What? What?
What? I changed my mind.

238
00:11:49,000 --> 00:11:50,959
So move out of the way
so I can swoop in.

239
00:11:51,086 --> 00:11:54,213
Uh-uh. No changeys. What?
Artemis, I'm warning you.

240
00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:56,715
If you don't get out of the way,
I'm gonna bring out the big guns.

241
00:11:56,800 --> 00:11:59,968
Oh, hit me with your best
shot, you stupid bitch.

242
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,305
Ah.

243
00:12:06,309 --> 00:12:09,144
I was looking around.
I was thinking.

244
00:12:09,229 --> 00:12:11,522
I- I brought some-
Ohh!

245
00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:13,148
Oh.
Oh.

246
00:12:13,274 --> 00:12:14,983
You just hit-
I'm sorry about that.

247
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,735
Just props that I was bringing.

248
00:12:16,820 --> 00:12:19,196
That's not a prop though.
That's sharp razor wire.

249
00:12:19,280 --> 00:12:21,323
Mr., uh, Maniac,
we were thinking...

250
00:12:21,408 --> 00:12:23,283
maybe we could go a little
bit more traditional with it.

251
00:12:23,410 --> 00:12:27,830
Just figure-four leg-locks, pile drivers, body slams.
Off the top rope, suplex...

252
00:12:27,914 --> 00:12:31,875
No, no, no. People, that old-school
bullshit, that don't play no more.

253
00:12:32,001 --> 00:12:34,920
Really? Yeah.
It's gotta be gruesome, you know?

254
00:12:35,004 --> 00:12:37,423
Those people,
they like blood, you know?

255
00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:39,425
I guess.
Well, guys like you...

256
00:12:39,509 --> 00:12:42,136
You know what?
I love you guys.

257
00:12:42,220 --> 00:12:45,514
You know,
you remind me of my kids.

258
00:12:45,598 --> 00:12:47,599
You got kids, Maniac?

259
00:12:50,645 --> 00:12:53,188
Nah. Not anymore.

260
00:12:54,858 --> 00:12:56,859
What does that mean?

261
00:12:58,695 --> 00:13:00,529
All right.
We got a problem.

262
00:13:00,613 --> 00:13:02,531
What is he talking about
with his kids?

263
00:13:02,615 --> 00:13:05,200
- Did he kill his kids? Is that what happened?
- He just drifted away.

264
00:13:05,285 --> 00:13:08,287
And look at this.
I feel like he's living out of his car.

265
00:13:08,371 --> 00:13:11,165
- He's got blankets. What is that, a
pile of laundry? - Look at this, dude.

266
00:13:11,249 --> 00:13:13,041
That's just
a bucket of chestnuts.

267
00:13:13,168 --> 00:13:15,419
Who has- What?
Is he foraging for his food?

268
00:13:15,503 --> 00:13:18,547
I don't know. Why the hell would
you have a bucket of chestnuts?

269
00:13:18,631 --> 00:13:21,049
We are dealing with a legitimate maniac now.
That is clear to me.

270
00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:23,135
His mania is not confined
to the ring. Ahh!

271
00:13:23,261 --> 00:13:25,387
He kept calling you the
"N" word earlier. Yeah.

272
00:13:25,513 --> 00:13:27,556
I wasn't gonna bring that up.
I didn't wanna freak him out. Me?

273
00:13:27,682 --> 00:13:29,516
Yes. He was calling
me the "N" word?

274
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:31,101
Yes. Every time
you turned your back.

275
00:13:31,186 --> 00:13:32,936
He was like, "You stupid 'N.
' Go get me grease, 'N."'

276
00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:34,188
"N" this, "N" that.
Why?

277
00:13:34,272 --> 00:13:36,690
I don't know.
He has a problem with black people.

278
00:13:36,816 --> 00:13:38,650
Or does he have a problem with me?
Both.

279
00:13:38,776 --> 00:13:40,944
I don't know. I don't know.
Oh, my God.

280
00:13:41,070 --> 00:13:43,780
Let's get rid of him. That's it.
How do you get rid of a guy like that?

281
00:13:43,865 --> 00:13:45,908
I don't wanna be anywhere
in the ring with that guy.

282
00:13:45,992 --> 00:13:49,578
What if we're just hype men?
We don't even go in the ring.

283
00:13:49,704 --> 00:13:51,371
Yes. We let him do the wrestling.
We do not wrestle.

284
00:13:51,498 --> 00:13:54,208
No. We gotta find someone
for him to wrestle though.

285
00:13:54,292 --> 00:13:55,542
Right. Right.

286
00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:59,046
Someone with, you know,
nothing to lose, right? Yeah.

287
00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,843
Cricket!
What's up, Cricket?

288
00:14:04,928 --> 00:14:07,346
- Cricket!
- No!

289
00:14:07,430 --> 00:14:09,306
Cricket, cricket,
cricket, crickety.

290
00:14:09,432 --> 00:14:11,183
What do you want from me?
We want you to wrestle...

291
00:14:11,267 --> 00:14:13,185
at a wrestling match
that we're gonna throw.

292
00:14:13,269 --> 00:14:14,937
No. How about that?

293
00:14:15,063 --> 00:14:17,814
I'm not gonna participate in your little
games and schemes. Cricket.

294
00:14:17,899 --> 00:14:19,775
It's for the troops.
Yeah.

295
00:14:19,859 --> 00:14:21,652
I don't give a shit
about the troops.

296
00:14:21,778 --> 00:14:23,570
Come on, man. Oh!
We're gonna pay you, bro.

297
00:14:23,696 --> 00:14:25,239
We're gonna pay you.
There's pay involved.

298
00:14:25,323 --> 00:14:27,032
You give a shit
about that, Cricket?

299
00:14:27,158 --> 00:14:29,368
You payin'?
Yeah, man.

300
00:14:29,452 --> 00:14:32,496
Oh, I see.
So, am I gonna get my ass kicked?

301
00:14:32,622 --> 00:14:35,457
Ah! It's wrestling.
It's all fake.

302
00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:40,128
It's relatively fake.
What happens in the ring is really up to you.

303
00:14:46,427 --> 00:14:49,221
I don't feel
we're reading as eagles.

304
00:14:49,305 --> 00:14:51,431
No, bro.
We look like assholes.

305
00:14:51,558 --> 00:14:55,060
They didn't turn out the way that I had envisioned.
I'm getting more of a chicken vibe.

306
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,980
Whoo! Whoa!

307
00:14:58,106 --> 00:15:00,649
What in God's name is this about?
All right.

308
00:15:00,733 --> 00:15:03,360
Don't start. We're birdmen.
We're Birds of War.

309
00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:05,237
Birdmen.
What do you want?

310
00:15:05,321 --> 00:15:08,448
Yeah. Okay. I wanna sing "The
Star-Spangled Banner" before the match.

311
00:15:08,575 --> 00:15:10,701
Yeah. Good. Sing. We don't care.
Do whatever you want.

312
00:15:10,827 --> 00:15:12,411
Just get away. We're obviously
in the middle of something.

313
00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:13,537
Okay?
Yeah.

314
00:15:13,621 --> 00:15:15,205
Get out of here.

315
00:15:15,331 --> 00:15:17,916
Wait a second, Charlie.
Do that again. That?

316
00:15:18,042 --> 00:15:20,460
That looked pretty cool.
Maybe we can go with the chicken thing.

317
00:15:20,587 --> 00:15:22,921
The Chicken Boys.
We're not changing the song.

318
00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:26,300
We got a big problem with the Maniac.
Big problem with the Maniac.

319
00:15:26,426 --> 00:15:28,552
What did he do?
Did he kill somebody?

320
00:15:28,678 --> 00:15:31,597
Unpaid parking tickets.
Unpaid parking tickets?

321
00:15:31,681 --> 00:15:35,434
- Maniac!
- Oh, my boys. My boys.

322
00:15:35,518 --> 00:15:38,353
Ohh! Wait, wait,
wait, wait, wait.

323
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:42,482
You know what?
Da' Maniac loves you.

324
00:15:42,567 --> 00:15:44,943
Even with your fea- Wait, wait!
Even with your feathers!

325
00:15:45,028 --> 00:15:46,612
Aw!
I love you!

326
00:15:46,738 --> 00:15:48,614
I love you too, man.
I love you t...

327
00:15:48,740 --> 00:15:51,158
Poor guy. I don't really love him.
I don't love him at all.

328
00:15:51,284 --> 00:15:53,910
I'm terrified of him.
Look, you guys need a wrestler now.

329
00:15:54,037 --> 00:15:56,455
We should take the Trash Man
out of retirement. No, dude!

330
00:15:56,581 --> 00:16:00,000
That is not going to happen.
But we do need a wrestler.

331
00:16:00,126 --> 00:16:02,085
I know. Guys, I'm thinking
maybe we should do it.

332
00:16:02,211 --> 00:16:05,172
Yeah. Right? We got the costumes.
We got the passion.

333
00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,341
We are just battling Cricket.
It's just Cricket.

334
00:16:07,425 --> 00:16:09,092
Pigeon Boys, let's do this!

335
00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:11,094
No, we're not the Pigeon Boys.
Birds of War.

336
00:16:11,220 --> 00:16:12,471
Chicken Boys!
No.

337
00:16:12,597 --> 00:16:14,431
Are we sticking with the eagles?
Yes. We're Birds of War.

338
00:16:14,557 --> 00:16:16,642
Let's go with birdmen.
We don't even look like eagles.

339
00:16:16,726 --> 00:16:18,852
People don't know
what kind of bird we would be.

340
00:16:23,191 --> 00:16:26,902
And now the moment
you've all been waiting for.

341
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:30,364
Introducing America's...

342
00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:33,116
most hated terrorist...

343
00:16:33,201 --> 00:16:34,826
the Talibum!

344
00:16:34,911 --> 00:16:37,621
Whoo!
A la la la la la la!

345
00:16:37,705 --> 00:16:39,331
Boo to you.

346
00:16:39,415 --> 00:16:41,875
America sucks!

347
00:16:41,959 --> 00:16:45,087
Terrorists rule!
A la la la la!

348
00:16:45,171 --> 00:16:47,589
Ladies and gentlemen,

349
00:16:47,674 --> 00:16:51,176
get ready to take flight...

350
00:16:51,260 --> 00:16:54,179
with the Birds of War!

351
00:16:54,305 --> 00:16:56,556
Whoo!
What's up, America?

352
00:16:56,641 --> 00:16:58,892
Hey, troops!
Hey, guys!

353
00:16:58,976 --> 00:17:00,894
Drop a beat for us.
You ready?

354
00:17:00,978 --> 00:17:03,146
Stomp, clap!
Stomp, stomp, clap!

355
00:17:03,272 --> 00:17:06,441
Stomp, clap! Stomp, stomp, clap!
Come on, America!

356
00:17:06,526 --> 00:17:08,110
Come on, y'all!

357
00:17:08,194 --> 00:17:11,321

born out of thunder

358
00:17:11,406 --> 00:17:15,367

He flies through the night

359
00:17:15,451 --> 00:17:19,413

mess with his eggs now

360
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:22,916

Or you'll see us fight

361
00:17:23,000 --> 00:17:26,878

Yes, we have feathers

362
00:17:26,963 --> 00:17:30,799

But the muscles of men

363
00:17:30,883 --> 00:17:34,678

we're Birds of War now

364
00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:38,557

But we're also men

365
00:17:38,641 --> 00:17:40,350


366
00:17:46,190 --> 00:17:47,899
They're not responding
to the pageantry at all.

367
00:17:47,984 --> 00:17:49,526
The whole second verse
is completely ridiculous.

368
00:17:49,610 --> 00:17:51,528
The second verse is necessary
to clarify what we are.

369
00:17:51,654 --> 00:17:53,447
We're miked. We're miked.
We're not...

370
00:17:53,573 --> 00:17:55,240
Our microphones are on.
Are they hearing this?

371
00:17:55,324 --> 00:17:58,577
- Do the routine.
- Go.

372
00:18:01,289 --> 00:18:03,373
Duck-and-roll routine!
Duck-and-roll routine!

373
00:18:03,458 --> 00:18:06,251
Whoo!

374
00:18:16,095 --> 00:18:18,847
No, no. Cut it. Cut it. Not that one.
I'm not doing that one.

375
00:18:18,931 --> 00:18:20,932
Put the tape over it.
The other song. Okay.

376
00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:24,436
-
out to a very special soldier...

377
00:18:24,520 --> 00:18:27,063
a Soldier of Fortune.

378
00:18:27,148 --> 00:18:29,149
I'm your real Desert Rose.

379
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:32,611
That strange woman you've been
hanging out with, she's an impostor.

380
00:18:32,695 --> 00:18:35,030

Ahh!

381
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:37,824
- Ohh!
- Yeah, bitch!

382
00:18:37,909 --> 00:18:41,119
- Ohh!
- She is a slut.

383
00:18:41,204 --> 00:18:43,455
I think you broke my nose.

384
00:18:43,539 --> 00:18:47,626
- Yeah, Talib!
A la la la la la la! -

385
00:18:47,710 --> 00:18:50,295
- So, what do we do?
- I think it's starting.

386
00:18:50,379 --> 00:18:51,463
Yeah, all right.
Go ahead.

387
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:53,298
Jump in the ring
and fight Cricket.

388
00:18:53,382 --> 00:18:56,635
Wooo!

389
00:18:56,719 --> 00:18:59,304
I'm gonna get a
little bit rough with you.

390
00:18:59,430 --> 00:19:01,681
Ahh!
Oh, what is that, sand?

391
00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:04,976
Oh, Jesus Christ!

392
00:19:05,061 --> 00:19:08,021
Ohh! Ahh!

393
00:19:08,105 --> 00:19:11,024
- Come on, ref. Is that even legal?
- I didn't see nothin'.

394
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:13,026
Cricket's gone crazy, man.

395
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,362
We can't let the Talibum win.
All right, I got him.

396
00:19:15,446 --> 00:19:19,199
Cricket, you son of a bitch.
You think you're so tough, huh? Ahh!

397
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,117
Stop throwing sand!
Stop!

398
00:19:21,202 --> 00:19:23,370
Come on, bitch.
You want some?

399
00:19:23,454 --> 00:19:25,664
If I come in there, you're just
gonna throw sand in my eyes,

400
00:19:25,748 --> 00:19:27,332
so I'm gonna run away.

401
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:31,127
Ohh! A la la!
America sucks!

402
00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,296
Terrorists rule! Yeah!

403
00:19:33,422 --> 00:19:35,006
Oh!

404
00:19:35,091 --> 00:19:37,342
- He got me.
- The Trash Man.

405
00:19:37,426 --> 00:19:39,928
He got me with the can.
Stop. Stop.

406
00:19:40,012 --> 00:19:41,930
Ah, shit.
Did I get you, Cricket?

407
00:19:42,056 --> 00:19:44,683
Ohh!

408
00:19:44,767 --> 00:19:46,810
Must've had an edge.

409
00:19:48,396 --> 00:19:50,730
Oh.

410
00:19:56,737 --> 00:20:00,407
Something in my eye.
Ah! No.

411
00:20:00,491 --> 00:20:02,284
Oh, God.

412
00:20:07,999 --> 00:20:12,544


413
00:20:12,628 --> 00:20:16,506

of every man

414
00:20:16,591 --> 00:20:18,967


415
00:20:19,051 --> 00:20:21,511
I knew this shit wasn't fake.

416
00:20:21,596 --> 00:20:24,389


417
00:20:24,473 --> 00:20:28,143


418
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:32,063

every man

419
00:20:32,148 --> 00:20:35,817



420
00:20:35,902 --> 00:20:40,322

Fight for your life

421
00:20:54,295 --> 00:20:56,379


422
00:20:56,464 --> 00:20:58,673


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